| crimsoneyes | Date: Monday, 2008-06-23, 1:22 AM | Message # 1 |
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| A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"
"Of course. What may I do for you?"
"Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday. The dryer is unopened and well over the Customs limits; and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me?
Under your robes perhaps?" "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you:
I will not lie." "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."
When they reached the Customs area, she let the priest go ahead of her.
The official asked: "Father, do you have anything to declare?" "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare." The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?" "I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."
Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father."
 
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| rownaeh | Date: Saturday, 2008-06-28, 10:22 PM | Message # 2 |
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| double meaning uhuh. 
never mind my last name, you wont be able to pronounce it with one shot baby.
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