After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Would you mind if I chatted with you for awhile?"

She yells, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar stares at them.

The guy is completely embarrassed and slinks back to his table. After a few minutes, the woman walks over and apologizes.

She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."

To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?"

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