ComE 211 '08-'09
Main | Registration | Login Welcome Guest | RSS
[ New messages · Members · Forum rules · Search · RSS ]
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1
ComE 211 Forum » General Discussions » Random Jokes & Funny Pics » Most important men in a woman's life
Most important men in a woman's life
crimsoneyesDate: Monday, 2008-06-23, 1:05 AM | Message # 1
Undeniably Handsome
Group: Member
Posts: 176
Status: Offline
The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life

1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."

2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."

3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"

4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"

5. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"

6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"

7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"



The Ideal Toilet Sign
 
angeloDate: Monday, 2008-06-23, 1:06 AM | Message # 2
Admin
Group: Administrator
Posts: 14
Status: Offline
ngeekk.. lolz.. asa ka gkan aning mga joke2 nmu? hehe


"It is better to be hated for who you are, than to be loved for someone you are not."
 
crimsoneyesDate: Monday, 2008-06-23, 1:07 AM | Message # 3
Undeniably Handsome
Group: Member
Posts: 176
Status: Offline
aw usually, scattered na cya... pero nagpundok ang kadaghanan sa th3zone... dle lang ko kapost sa others kay bastos ra kaayo..


The Ideal Toilet Sign
 
angeloDate: Monday, 2008-06-23, 1:08 AM | Message # 4
Admin
Group: Administrator
Posts: 14
Status: Offline
pde mn mg make ko ug forum para ana.. pero dpat naay no. of post na requirement para dili daun ma view dali2 sa uban ba..or age limit


"It is better to be hated for who you are, than to be loved for someone you are not."
 
crimsoneyesDate: Monday, 2008-06-23, 1:19 AM | Message # 5
Undeniably Handsome
Group: Member
Posts: 176
Status: Offline
ok ok, pero mga next tyme na lng para ana.. for now, magpost sa ko as many as i can(limit sa ko 50 post ron kay giduka na ko) biggrin


The Ideal Toilet Sign
 
rownaehDate: Saturday, 2008-06-28, 10:07 PM | Message # 6
Guard on Duty
Group: Forum Moderator
Posts: 131
Status: Offline
age limit lageh. na almost all of us kay pweha ra'g edad. ky kung d ko pwd. d pud pwd admin, pweha man mi 1991. lol
but anyway, d lang ko mutan-aw ana..


never mind my last name, you wont be able to pronounce it with one shot baby.
 
spinelessDate: Wednesday, 2008-07-02, 7:48 AM | Message # 7
Newbie
Group: Member
Posts: 28
Status: Offline
hehehehe naa pa baya 17 na2 hahahahha

mostly notin in my mind
 
rownaehDate: Friday, 2008-07-04, 10:31 AM | Message # 8
Guard on Duty
Group: Forum Moderator
Posts: 131
Status: Offline
yez, like me. cool


never mind my last name, you wont be able to pronounce it with one shot baby.
 
maAntotDate: Friday, 2008-07-04, 10:10 PM | Message # 9
The Chicest Chic
Group: Member
Posts: 101
Status: Offline
lolz leil dry dry dry ako pd 17 pah hehehe happy happy

 
lakastamaDate: Saturday, 2008-07-05, 11:25 AM | Message # 10
Newbie
Group: Member
Posts: 23
Status: Offline
wow rawr

Why try so hard to fit in?..when you were born to STAND OUT
 
ComE 211 Forum » General Discussions » Random Jokes & Funny Pics » Most important men in a woman's life
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1
Search:

Copyright MyCorp © 2024
Free website builderuCoz