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porklasagnaDate: Monday, 2008-06-23, 9:53 PM | Message # 16
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naglagot c rugby boi kay way ni tagad niya.

juiceph: tagad me! i miss people interaction:
klyve n rj: shaddap rugby man.

den na abut c: tadadada!

blabla da smelly man, he lives in a big trash can, his BREATH STINKS!

klyve, rugby man and rj: LOWL! VANILYA and ALYADIN! woo9000t!


We are all like fireworks. We climb, shine and always go our separate ways and become further apart. But even if that time comes, let's not disappear like a firework, and continue to shine... forever.

 
valerian724Date: Tuesday, 2008-06-24, 2:13 AM | Message # 17
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ug na hurt c vanilya aka alyadin.. mao 2 nag.emo2 xa..

answer nalang xa ug integral calculus.. nd wyl nad.answer xaa..

alyadin: hey.. will you be my friend?
tc7 book: no..
alyadin: why?
tc7 book: cuz i hate emo lossers..
alyadin: ok..

daun..


Valerian (Valeriana officinalis, Valerianaceae) is a hardy perennial flowering plant, with heads of sweetly scented pink or white flowers.

 
crimsoneyesDate: Tuesday, 2008-06-24, 3:53 AM | Message # 18
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Nikalit lng daun og gawas ang bayot nga sigbin sa ilang atubangan.

Wala lang nila tagda...

Nagkalibanga daun sila kay gibaan sila sa sigbin bayot..
Sigbin bayot: Dya! Angayan ra jud mo magkalibanga, wala man gud mo magpalugod nako!

Klyve & co. : No comment...

After 1 hour nihilak ang sigbin bayot og niuli na lang sa ila didto sa Honkera.

pagkahuman...



The Ideal Toilet Sign
 
valerian724Date: Tuesday, 2008-06-24, 7:31 AM | Message # 19
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ug pag.abot niya sa honkera (mbot mao bana ang ispiling).. nagka.sugat cla ni david nga nag.huwat sa iya date..

sigbin bayot: hai gwapo..
dedma c dave..
nya..


Valerian (Valeriana officinalis, Valerianaceae) is a hardy perennial flowering plant, with heads of sweetly scented pink or white flowers.

 
angeloDate: Tuesday, 2008-06-24, 10:19 AM | Message # 20
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(i compile tani nga story ha daun ako i print daun ato ipabasa sa peepz biggrin )

d sa ko musumpay kamo lng sah..



"It is better to be hated for who you are, than to be loved for someone you are not."
 
rjamesDate: Tuesday, 2008-06-24, 7:40 PM | Message # 21
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naglagot ang sigbin bayot...

SB: animal.. d pa mulingi... bugaw ka lng dah...
dave: buot man ka.... namara pa kog costumer... aie este naghuwat akong date... bayota ka....

ug naglagot samot ang sigbin bayot... iiyang gisagpa2 og bali2 si dave...

n den..


I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose...

 
valerian724Date: Tuesday, 2008-06-24, 7:57 PM | Message # 22
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enden out of nowhere.. ning.kalit lang ug gawas sa eksena c maria ozawa nga nka.panti ug bra ra..

dave: maira! maria!
maria ozawa: do i know you?
dave: lets get it on!!

ug ni sabat ang sigbing bayot..

SB: kinsa? aq dave?
maria ozawa: ou.. ikaw daw..
dave: cge gud.. ikaw nlng.. arte mn c maria..
SB: cge2.. mag.ilis sah q sa aq panti ug bra..
maria ozawa: hulmi nlng ni aq.. mag.hubo sah q

ug ning.sigaaaaa ang mata ni dave..

dave: shok

before nka.kita c dodong dave sa toooot ni maria.. na.abot c rj ug g.alihan niya ang view.. tapos nig.offer xa ug isa ka room sa iya motel para ni dave ug sa bayot nga sigbin..

dayun..


Valerian (Valeriana officinalis, Valerianaceae) is a hardy perennial flowering plant, with heads of sweetly scented pink or white flowers.

 
porklasagnaDate: Tuesday, 2008-06-24, 11:15 PM | Message # 23
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pag abot nila sa motel ni rj, nag binang.bus.ay cla sigbin bayot, rj the moteler, maria ozawa, ug c dave.

in kaso nag wonder mo sa positions, inani ni:

Dave ----> Maria Ozawa <--- Rj <>--- Sigbin Bayot

it was TRIPLE PENETRATION TIME!

pero, tunga2 sa ilang private sessions,

na abut ang bumbay og ang emolozer.

Emolozer: lets get it ooooooon TC7 book!
tc7: like ew, u have bad breath, OMG..
Emolozer: yaaaaaaaaaaaar!! *rapes tc7
tc7: aahhh! rafe!

bombay: waw, nice movies..
bombay: asa aq video cam? lamia ani i baligya para dbd oi..

later sa colon:

Tom aka Bombay: UBER TRIPLE PEN and BOOK FETISH DEEBEEDEH! 25.55 pesos only! ok ra if inyu ihatag inyung virginity or inyung agtang!

meanwhile...


We are all like fireworks. We climb, shine and always go our separate ways and become further apart. But even if that time comes, let's not disappear like a firework, and continue to shine... forever.

 
rownaehDate: Wednesday, 2008-06-25, 7:56 PM | Message # 24
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lol

niabot c p6 M ug geom M.

ila ghatag ilang agtang.

ug.......



never mind my last name, you wont be able to pronounce it with one shot baby.
 
DaveRanDate: Wednesday, 2008-06-25, 8:30 PM | Message # 25
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virginity unta pero gidakop sila ni dave....
undercover ERO-ninja diay cya naa naay order sa hokage sa busay na imbestigahan ang prostitution ug ILLEGAL AGTANG TRADING......(pero gi tinuod ghapn niya si maria ozawa...hahahahaha)

gi apil ug dakop ang bombay na maoy nag una una ug ILLEGAL AGTANG TRADING....

unya ning reason out ang bombay...........


There are 10 kinds of people in this world.... the ones who understand binary, and ones who don't......

 
angeloDate: Wednesday, 2008-06-25, 9:04 PM | Message # 26
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nga gisugo ra daw xa sa iang master nga si MAan a.k.a MAONG.
(MAONG) w/c means
MA=MAstermind
O=Of
NG=agtaNG

nia mao nahimong star witness ang bumbay sa undercover case ni dave. nia samtang gi raid ang balay ni MAONG...



"It is better to be hated for who you are, than to be loved for someone you are not."
 
maAntotDate: Wednesday, 2008-06-25, 9:52 PM | Message # 27
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ni balhin og balay ky nasakpan sa y aung undercover agent na bombay.....undercover mn tah... cool cool cool cool ga danghag jd dry dry dry dry dry

 
porklasagnaDate: Wednesday, 2008-06-25, 10:10 PM | Message # 28
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nya c MAONG kay on the run nah, kuyug sa iyang partner in crime na c FRANNY, aka Forever Running And Nonsensing Nobody YGT....

ag2 cla sa ilang uber secret hideout, codename WHB3201... nad2 sa hideout, naa ang mga uber members sa uber top secret plan nla, OFW plan, order 66. cla kay c:

Klaibo aka Klyve tha maniman
Ragbie aka Juiceph the rugbyman
AgtangLover aka Tom the bumbayman
MotelMeatroller aka RJ the motelman

In short, Team M.A.R.K.. cla ang super duper masterminds sa plan, nya ila tabangan ang mga runaway suspects, cla MAONG ug c FRANNY.

C inspector dave aka ERO-ninja kay wakahibaw na gi ilad ra dae xa sa undercover bombay, double agent ra diay 2 xa para sa uber plan nla...

sa pagdagandagan nla MAONG ug FRANNY...


We are all like fireworks. We climb, shine and always go our separate ways and become further apart. But even if that time comes, let's not disappear like a firework, and continue to shine... forever.

 
valerian724Date: Wednesday, 2008-06-25, 10:35 PM | Message # 29
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sa pag.dagan2 nla.. na.mu.mu c franny nya na.laksit iya ilong.. murag si m.jackson..
nka.kita c uber member Ragbie aka Juiceph the rugbyman sa na.hitabo ni franny ug nag.ligid2 xa padung niya..
iya g.use iya rugby powers ug gipa.simhut niya ang poor nose ni franny sa secret ingredient rugby soup nga naai secret ingredient.. taod2.. na.heal na ang nose ni franny.. ug.nagpadayun clag dagan2 padung sa hideout..

wala cla kabw na sa.pagka.laksit sa nose no franny naai na.tagak nga kugmo ug ning.evolve nya na.himung ubbber ewww munster na color green..


Valerian (Valeriana officinalis, Valerianaceae) is a hardy perennial flowering plant, with heads of sweetly scented pink or white flowers.

 
angeloDate: Wednesday, 2008-06-25, 10:40 PM | Message # 30
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ang kani nga monster naa pud pangan.. nganlan nato si....


"It is better to be hated for who you are, than to be loved for someone you are not."
 
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