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rjamesDate: Wednesday, 2008-06-25, 11:06 PM | Message # 31
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sya si Kugmo.. na ang idol nya kay si sulda boy....katong mukanta og youuu! (ambot kung buhi ba ghapon to ni iya idol)

nakulbaan ang grupo... kay haskang pagkagrabe sa monster... nanglabay nag sipon ubo luha nila...

Kugmo: i hate you!..
Juiceph: stand bak guys! il handle this...
Rj: saba dha.. kahigh nimo...
Kugmo: mwuhahaha... di ko ninu kaya... sayawan ra ta mo ug sulda.... pukin shit bastards...
Klyb: OMG unsaon man tani...

n den out of nowher nanggawas to the rescue ang mga T gurls!

si TFGurl
(tight *tit F f*** gurl)

ug si TAE gurl...
(tightest A *a** Evar)

T gurls: dont worri cos we are here... well blow this sucker away...

gi.igo ang monster ni TFgurl gamit iyahang wepon.. big wepon

TAEgurl: pahawa sa aqng lyf...

ug ni hawa ra ang kugmo...

KUgmo: noooooooo.... whyyyyyy!!!!

how cud this be...

this can not be..

this can not be..

this can not be.. cry

n den....


I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose...

 
crimsoneyesDate: Wednesday, 2008-06-25, 11:15 PM | Message # 32
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After 3 seconds, ang mga leftovers sa kugmo nahimo na pung monster. Nashock sila!

Pero... nigawas lang kalit si Al John gikan sa drainage. Gi hug ni Al John ang kugmo monster!
Walay mahimo ang kugmo monster og nasuffocate sa toxic ni Al John.

Al John: Wahahaha! Now I shall hug you T gurls!
your clothes are mine!!! wahahaha

T gurls: Noo! Not with your slimy cutters!

And unexpectedly, narelease ni Juiceph ang iyang bankai..

tungod sa force, naswap ang face ni Al John sa iyang lobot

den...



The Ideal Toilet Sign


Message edited by crimsoneyes - Wednesday, 2008-06-25, 11:18 PM
 
maAnthonyDate: Wednesday, 2008-06-25, 11:35 PM | Message # 33
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den ni gawas ang sip.on ni joseph sa iang dunggan ug ni gawas ia soulslayer...

CRY!!! BENJAMIN!!! ug ni gawas ia soulSlayer nga naay nag tulo na Sipon ol over sa soulslayer..

and unexpectedly xad...na scared si Al John.... he said....

Al john : Oh My GOD!!! its so slaimy!!! ewww.... (si Al john kay ma hadlok ug sip.on)

Juiceph : nyahaha!!!!! slaimy sa imong kigol!!!! pag xur wuie....basa ra nah...kaw jd!!

Al john : its so eww oie!! pwamis!! i hate it....

Juiceph : den DIE!! asshole!! nyahaha....

Al john : DIe ur face biatch!!

and then nag away sila.....until... biggrin :D biggrin :D biggrin


i sMeLL SomEthIng FisHiE!!!

 
crimsoneyesDate: Wednesday, 2008-06-25, 11:38 PM | Message # 34
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Nalubog ang soul slayer ni juiceph sa lobot ni Al John (currently his face). Hopeless na kaau ang sitwasyon.. kalibangon na silang tanan wen...


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valerian724Date: Thursday, 2008-06-26, 0:45 AM | Message # 35
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na.diskobre ni juiceph nga dli di toh sip.on ang naa sa iya soulslayer.. worst.. rugby.. so ang equation ani kai:

al jan + soulslayer (sword) in his face = cookie monster.. only uglier!

ga.hinai2 na ug ingkit ni al jan aka cookie monster sa mga poste sa kilid sa dan dapit sa gols nga atbang sa green derby nga naa gawas sa usc talamban campus cebu city.. soon.. ma.consume na ni cookie monster ang hul planet..

but when all hope seems lost..

Added (2008-06-26, 0:45 Am)
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note: pls refer to the link in case your wondering how a cookie munster looks like.. but dont be fooled by that innocent look.. he may look dumb.. but hes eeeeeveeel.. cool


Valerian (Valeriana officinalis, Valerianaceae) is a hardy perennial flowering plant, with heads of sweetly scented pink or white flowers.



Message edited by valerian724 - Thursday, 2008-06-26, 0:47 AM
 
porklasagnaDate: Thursday, 2008-06-26, 6:42 AM | Message # 36
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na abut siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii KLAIBO!! aka klaib.

Klaibo: cookie munster! i shall kill u wid my super pwnage strike of dooooooooooooooom!
Cookie Munster: Iskoooooooooooooooookiiiiieeeeee!

naay gi gawas c klaibo ug usa ka weapon... unza man 2 nga weapon?

Klaibo: Unza ni nga weapon? knzay nangutana?

ako... ako da narrator.

Klaibo: hahahahaha! u suk narrator! kiss my birthday boollz!

.......

Klaibo: nyahaha.. jowk! ang tawag ani nga weapon kay.... BBoF!

unza na ang BBoF? OMG!

Klaibo: yes! dis is the Burning Balpen of Fear na gihatag ni dave aka ERO-ninja naq sa ka2ng frends pa meh... karon kuntra naman meh, so dili na meh frends, nya kay di na meh frends, mangita q og paagi na magkuntra meh, pero nag samuk2 mani c cookie monster sa aq plans, so... blax99

Juiceph: saba.a nmo oi. want rugby?
RJ: sowwz... rugby jud? naa koy 100 pesos nanhi.. palita meatrol kaw.
Cookie Munster: ISKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIEE!

Klaibo: mwahahahhaa! ang inyung mga words kay ni encourage naq. aq.a na patyon c cookie munster!

pero, before na gamit ni klaibo ang iyang BBoF, na abut kalit c MAONG, Franny, ug c tombumbay.

Maong: w8 sa! if gamiton na nmo ang BBoF, ma wagtang imo lyf KLAIBO!
Klaibo: hahaha.. i dont keer! i will chakripays my lyf to kill dis cookie musnter!
Franny: naa may lain paagi KLAIBO!
Klaibo: ....... unza man?
Bumbay: first, imo nang i...
Klaibo: saba bumbay! wa q nangutana nmo! laksion na naq imong kigol ron!
Bumbay: .... T_T
Klaibo: unzaon man franny? kay i dont like 2 die man...
Franny: a2.ang i combine a2ng uber coolness powers para maka summon ta ni Super Uber Pawange Eskimo Rocker! in short, ni S.U.P.E.R!

Klaibo: aw oh! kalimot q! aq lang sa ni itapig ang aqng BBoF... mwahahah..

ni himo daun cla og circle.

Franny: Let our gamay utoks combine! lets say our magic words!
Klaibo: Nyahaha! SHAA! JUICE!
Franny: Unthwa!
Maong: Ur hurting me!
Bumbay: Agtang!

.... way nahitabo.

Klaibo: ui rugby man og motel man! apil oi!

Juiceph and rj: apil dae meh? okie.

Juiceph: Rugby! xoxo biloy!
RJ: meatroll! overrated!

SHING SHING SHING SHING! <-- sound fx ni

den ni gawas na ang S.U.P.E.R.!

ang iyang gi buhat kay....


We are all like fireworks. We climb, shine and always go our separate ways and become further apart. But even if that time comes, let's not disappear like a firework, and continue to shine... forever.

 
rownaehDate: Thursday, 2008-06-26, 3:52 PM | Message # 37
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ngcheerdance cla. bb bb2 :bb2: bb bb2

na uber super evil na xa.. devil

ug nahadlok c cookie monster.

ana xa.

cukie monstah: mommy.may mumu. T_T

nya ang iya mommy kay c

cukie mothar.

nya kay naglagot na nagtan-aw c bombay kay nonsense man ang fight between na uberscared cukie monster and the SUPER, iya gpagawas ang iyang alagad na cla:

GOITER and STITCH..

nya..



never mind my last name, you wont be able to pronounce it with one shot baby.

Message edited by rownaeh - Thursday, 2008-06-26, 3:55 PM
 
crimsoneyesDate: Thursday, 2008-06-26, 7:06 PM | Message # 38
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Nipause ang scene kay nag commercial pa ang Pampers og Bear Brand

den...



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angeloDate: Thursday, 2008-06-26, 9:10 PM | Message # 39
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moved from Members Lounge to Poetry & Fiction


"It is better to be hated for who you are, than to be loved for someone you are not."
 
valerian724Date: Friday, 2008-06-27, 8:12 AM | Message # 40
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sa ka.lagot ni bumbai ug ang iyang mga minions nga cla GOITER and STITCH.. iya g.gamit iya binding spell # .000241: MOVED FROM LOUNGE TO POETRY & FICTION!!

sooo powerful ala nakoi ma.sulti..

nya..


Valerian (Valeriana officinalis, Valerianaceae) is a hardy perennial flowering plant, with heads of sweetly scented pink or white flowers.

 
porklasagnaDate: Friday, 2008-06-27, 8:19 AM | Message # 41
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pag balhin ni bombay, goiter and stitch sa poetry and fiction na section, ni kalit ug lanay c cookie munster. nanu man? we shall never know...

nad2 sa poetry and fiction section, naa clay na kit.an na pahong. ang pangan sa pahong kay c Takokokokoenjow BlungBlung. tawag na2 niya enjow nalang. kay taas au iya pangan.

Takokokokoenjow BlungBlung aka enjow : mwahahahha! dis is my section. I rulz here! phear my uber skills!

Juiceph Rugbyman: saba jow. loso nmo.

Takokokokoenjow BlungBlung aka enjow: ..... huhuhuh...

paghuman a2, nag hilak c Takokokokoenjow BlungBlung aka enjow sa kilid2 sa PnF room.

pagkahuman....


We are all like fireworks. We climb, shine and always go our separate ways and become further apart. But even if that time comes, let's not disappear like a firework, and continue to shine... forever.

 
rownaehDate: Friday, 2008-06-27, 10:15 PM | Message # 42
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nagbankai c enjow. ug nag-away cla ni rugbyman.

pero y nadaog nila kay nagsugod na pd tabi si mayo sr. about nano and quantums.

nya naka2g sila sa kaboring.

pagmata nila....



never mind my last name, you wont be able to pronounce it with one shot baby.
 
rjamesDate: Saturday, 2008-06-28, 10:04 PM | Message # 43
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ni abot si mayo jr...

nagyaw2 siya kay bayot man siya...

ana sya...

MAYO jr: dont kol mi sir mayo...

call me ms. MAY!!!

ug nakatug napod sila sa kaboring...

ug sa pagmata napud nila.....


I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose...

 
TakENZOKeNsEiDate: Sunday, 2008-06-29, 5:02 PM | Message # 44
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Gi.deny dayun ni ms MAY ang iyang papa. Then Iya jud gi.force na gwapa au cya.

Ana dayun c rugyman...

Rugbyman: YAAAAAAAAAAAKs! Kaluod nimu!!! Sure ka gwapa ka?

Nasad man c ms MAY then ana cya,

MS MAY: Ai... Ingna gud ko nga gwapa ko. Di na lang ta mag.test.

Na.lipay c Rugbyman: Cge uy, gwapa na lng ka.

Sabay talikod sa luyo... (EEEEEWWW!!!)
Nagcge ug katawa cla enjow, kliabo ug others human... biggrin
biggrin biggrin


NO ONE CAN ESCAPE TIME... IT DELIVERS US ALL TO THE SAME END... IT DOES NOT MATTER WHO YOU ARE, DEATH AWAITS YOU.
 
crimsoneyesDate: Monday, 2008-06-30, 1:14 AM | Message # 45
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nahuman dayon ilang klase.
padulong unta to silia sa pikas na building pero kita sila babay na sip-onon nga dako lobot.
Niduol siya ni enjow.
Babay na sip-onon na dako lobot: Honnney!!! Here's your lunch!
Rugbyman: (Nagduka pa)Enjow kinsa man na siya?

gi introduce daun ni Enjow ang girl sa iyang mga kauban, ginganlan ni siya og...



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