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rownaehDate: Monday, 2008-06-30, 7:45 AM | Message # 46
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leil jenny.. happy


never mind my last name, you wont be able to pronounce it with one shot baby.
 
TakENZOKeNsEiDate: Monday, 2008-06-30, 2:40 PM | Message # 47
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Mao to...

Murag pahung c enjow kai iyang gipaila-ila c leil jenny nga dako ug lobot nga sip-on.non. Wla man diay cya kaila ni leil jenny. Feeling close ra diay c enjow niya.

HUMAN... surprised surprised surprised


NO ONE CAN ESCAPE TIME... IT DELIVERS US ALL TO THE SAME END... IT DOES NOT MATTER WHO YOU ARE, DEATH AWAITS YOU.
 
porklasagnaDate: Monday, 2008-06-30, 3:38 PM | Message # 48
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na abut kalit cla Klaibo, Rj, og Juiceph. ana cla:

Klaibo: EW! Leil Jenny! ikaw man 2 ang sigbin na bayot na agta na amu nakitan sa una!
Juiceph: mu jud!... want rugby?
RJ: waaaaaa! ikaw diay 2? ka2 amo g 3some? ur such a hoe!

Klaibo, Juiceph, Rj: U SUK! (want rugby? *joseph ga ingon ani)

Leil Jenny: huhuhuhuh, bulliez au mo.. what did i ever do 2 u?

Klaibo: wa lang. i just hate sigbin na agta na whore.

Juiceph: mu jud!... want rugby?

RJ: cge sa oi, ag2 na meh, tanaw sa meh proposal daikasuksuk.. au2 nanha, whore girl!

** jing! ni shunpo ang tulo..

pag kahuman...


We are all like fireworks. We climb, shine and always go our separate ways and become further apart. But even if that time comes, let's not disappear like a firework, and continue to shine... forever.

 
rownaehDate: Monday, 2008-06-30, 4:35 PM | Message # 49
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unsa na ang g3some? wacko

pagshun po nila, natakilpo c klaibo ky naigo iya tiil sa gamayng bato.
napakong pud c rj sa glass na gbuhat ni mr. mime.
ug c rugbyman napilit iya tiil sa rugby, but instead masad, nahappy xa ky rugby man.

then naa na pud c leil jenny..

n-maldita mode xa.

leil jenny: *evil laugh*
klaibo, rj, rugbyman: *stares*
leil jenny: *uber evil laugh*
klaibo rj rugbyman: *sleeps*
leil jenny: *super duper evil laugh*
klaibo, rj rugbyman: *tulo laway mode*

--imagine-- naa cla sa taas sa mga roofs sa houses sa new townsville. naglutaw cla tanan. nya dark na ang sky since bie 2. murag naa sa bleach eber.

nya..

kay na2g pa man cla klaibo rj ug rugbyman, nagset ug alarm clock c leil jenny 2pad nila, ug nagshopping usah xa..

pag-abot niya sa mall..

nitan-aw tanang tao niya..

kay:



never mind my last name, you wont be able to pronounce it with one shot baby.
 
valerian724Date: Monday, 2008-06-30, 7:43 PM | Message # 50
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nka.limot xag pa.nipir sa ya shorts.. pwo naa xai excuse kai guba dw ya ziper.. nangatawa ang mga taw nya nag.ligid2 kai nangatol ila mga lubot..
g.tagsa2 ug kawt ni leil jenny ang mga lubot sa mga taw nya g.pak2.an xa sa mga taw sa iya hardwork..

lami na kaau ang mga 2g nla kaibo, rj, ug rugbyman pwo nka.mata sa kalit2 nga panghitabo..

unsa kahai na.hitabo??


Valerian (Valeriana officinalis, Valerianaceae) is a hardy perennial flowering plant, with heads of sweetly scented pink or white flowers.

 
maAnthonyDate: Monday, 2008-06-30, 8:47 PM | Message # 51
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ang nahitabo kay na abot lang ug kalit sa FrAnny...the ironman....(ayg palag hap!!)

na abot lng ug kalit2 ang pinaka macho sa tanang macho! si franny...

ni evil laugh xa and ni ask si klaibo,rj og rugbyman: who the hell r u..

FrAnny: nyahahaha!! di nlng q mag tell!!!...its 4 u to know....

klaibo:where did yah came from yah dud!?!?!

FrAnny:i came from my mom's womb DUh?!?!?!

rugbyman:wat klaibo means is...dis.a ka gkan?! sa inyo or sa amo?

FrAnny:aw gkan q starbucks nag charge rq sa aq reiatsu....

Rj:owwss?!?!?! ka charoot oie...mura xad kag true dah wrong d.ay

FrAnny:nyahaha...(ug ni release lng kalit si Franny sa ia zanpaktou)

FrAnny: HOWL!!! BONICHAN!!

ug ni gawas ang ia zanpaktou....

ug nakuyapan sila klaibo,rj og rugby man...

unxa kahay nahitabo?!?!?!?!

nyahahaha


i sMeLL SomEthIng FisHiE!!!

Message edited by maAnthony - Monday, 2008-06-30, 8:50 PM
 
rownaehDate: Tuesday, 2008-07-01, 9:17 PM | Message # 52
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abi ni franny ang zanpaktou niya iyang napagawas.

iya diay 2 mejas ug sapatos na uber poisonous ug uber baho.

happy



never mind my last name, you wont be able to pronounce it with one shot baby.
 
valerian724Date: Saturday, 2008-07-05, 10:01 PM | Message # 53
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abi sa mga.taw nga palpak c franny kai nanimaho iya sapatos ug mejas..

franny: bwwahahaha! feel the wrath of my power!
<cricket sound>
franny: asa naman ang mga tawwww?
<cricket sound slowly fading..>
franny: hmmmm..
<cricket dies>
franny: feel the wrath of BONICHAN! smell my zanpakuto little cricket..

nag.wild na c franny.. uberrr strong na au xa nga ala nai taw mka.hunong niya.. murag c the hulk (short for hulkugan kai machoo mn xa)..
pwo kai mura mn xag c da hulk, isa rai mka.kalma niya..
iya labidabs..
sya kai si..



Valerian (Valeriana officinalis, Valerianaceae) is a hardy perennial flowering plant, with heads of sweetly scented pink or white flowers.



Message edited by valerian724 - Saturday, 2008-07-05, 10:01 PM
 
porklasagnaDate: Saturday, 2008-07-05, 10:52 PM | Message # 54
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na c MAONG! which means:

MAster Of agtaNG... or Maligya Ang Opaw Na Gwapo or MAONG for short.

naa sad xay zanpakutuo para iya, pero wa niya g pakita.

Maong: labidaaaaaaaaaabs! Ako.a! kalma lang, aahahaha..
franny: TUUUURDDDDDY! TUUURDY!
Maong: ahhh, mao nani ang resulto sa cgeg tanaw ug mr. bean. ahaha.. ok rana labidabs..
franny: TUURDY?
Maong: yahh.. tuurdy want lolipop?
franny: TURDY!!!
Maong: heehee... cge2, ag2 ta na...

so, nanghawa cla sa site... pero, ang wa nla na kibaw.an, kay naay lamok na ni paak ni franny, na nag contain sa Virus # 241 = The RGAY virus!

3 days after a2 nga incident...

RJ: hmmm, asa q maka palit og meatroll...

*BZZZ... (mao ning mosquito na ni paak ni franny)

RJ: hmm?

*BZZZ... bite mode! wooo..

RJ: aah! gpaak q og uber huge lamok!

CHIGZ!

RJ: ahaha.. patay lageh ka lamoka ka...

after 4 mins..

RJ: huh? nanu mani.. naa qy urge mu hapak ani nga tanum...

Klaibo: (Na abut lag kalit) AHAA! dats symptom number 1! agitation! dats RGAY virus!

RJ: huh? Klaibo? ikaw na? wer na u?

Klaibo: hmm... symptom number 2! delusional! naa ra q diwi rj oi! di nanha..

RJ: haaaaaaaaaaaah?

Klaibo: hmmm, must quarantine... hoi! rugbyman!

Juiceph: yo! want rugby?

Klaibo: yah. i bisbis gud na ni rj.

Juceph: NOOO! my precious rugby! haiz... cge gud, salig migo ta da..

pero, ang rugby + RGAY virus naa diay lain effect.. ang effect kay..


We are all like fireworks. We climb, shine and always go our separate ways and become further apart. But even if that time comes, let's not disappear like a firework, and continue to shine... forever.



Message edited by porklasagna - Saturday, 2008-07-05, 10:52 PM
 
valerian724Date: Sunday, 2008-07-06, 10:25 AM | Message # 55
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this effect is called the abdulbrahmacharyamahashivratrikrishnajanamastamiparashurama effect..
a word that only the brightest bumbais can understand..

on a quest to find an answer to what will happen to the poor rj..
nang.libre c rugbyman ug meatroll nga naai rugby syrup sa sud..

then they went for a journey to find professor bumbai..


Valerian (Valeriana officinalis, Valerianaceae) is a hardy perennial flowering plant, with heads of sweetly scented pink or white flowers.

 
DaveRanDate: Monday, 2008-07-07, 9:07 PM | Message # 56
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but first... they stumbled upon a great place called rosedale where hot chicks come to put sticks on their mouths... ah i mean smoke cigarettes..... biggrin
they intercepted the rugby boy and ask him to go with them on a forbidden valley called the "sunflower" where waitress acted like piratess with bandanas serving luncheon meat on customers.....
while rugby boy was almost been tempted to enjoy luncheon meat with the smoking girls...... the mani man suddenly interfered the "to-be pleasure" of rugby boy
then.......


There are 10 kinds of people in this world.... the ones who understand binary, and ones who don't......

 
crimsoneyesDate: Monday, 2008-07-07, 9:17 PM | Message # 57
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Naluya si Rugby Boy.

Rugby boy: Mani man! kamo sa bahala dinhi! Adto sa ko sa Caltex para patubil sa akong body engine.

Mani Man: Good Decision! Now go!

Nagdali dali dayon og adto si rugby boy sa caltex aron magpatubil. Pagbalik niya, nashock siya.
Ang mga sanina kay nagkalat.. iyang nakit-an nga...



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